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nataliaromanoua:

wipe him.
posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 8,989 notes

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea
posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 8,946 notes
posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 45,663 notes

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 268,493 notes
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14soldierscourageinabox:

kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

tHIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER

posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 1,639,452 notes

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 57,216 notes
posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 126,113 notes

bethanycantdraw:

Triple discrimination threat. 

posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 4,062 notes

fromasgardtomars:

thealienonbroadway:

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

IT GOT BETTER

posted 3 hours ago on 23 Jul with 93,505 notes